Decided to miss my afternoon class so I won’t have to drive in this rain and have to deal with traffic…and have to listen to my monotone professor who puts me to sleep anyway. I’m much more comfortable studying/doing homework at home with my kitties :D
FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD
That’s for if things get really hardcore. Or if you wanna blow up moons. No one’s blowing up moons. You just wanna suck the joy out of everything.
did you know that the main reason we have a school lunch program is that in 1946 kids were too underfed to qualify for military service bc i just found that out and am horrified
nobody cares about children’s well being without an ulterior motive
“Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.” - George Carlin
The progression of video games in a few decades.